Here Goes Nothing

Franz Kafka’s The Metamorphosis in brief

  • What time is it?
  • Oh shit, I’m a bug
  • Hope they don’t miss me at work today
  • Man, whatever — my job sucks
  • Wait, Mom! Don’t come in here! Goddd
  • My boss is pissed; guess I’ll get up
  • Oh, right — I’m a bug
  • Suddenly feeling apathetic
  • Opening a door with insect apparatus sure is tough
  • Mom, goddd, it’s just a phase; you act like you’ve ever seen a bug before
  • Goddd
  • Whoa, check it out — I’m totally Spider-Man up in here
  • Wheeeee
  • Suddenly feeling apathetic
  • Hey, guys? Guys? I’m getting kinda hungry
  • Oh, don’t play at that feigned-horror schtick with me
  • I don’t think they’re feigning anything, actually
  • Suddenly feeling apathetic
  • Better climb some more walls
  • Wheeeee
  • Fact: Human-size bugs love the violin
  • Fact: Human-size humans hate their deformed son
  • Gonna crawl over here and die if that’s ok with everyone
  • Family: “Sure, go right ahead”
  • This would be symbolically compelling if I wasn’t so dead

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